Corn Star-Craig Morgan (Black River)

It’s a play on words, see. This hot woman is not a ‘porn’ star, she’s a ‘corn’ star. She’s a farmer! Now ya got that? She’s hot enough for a Playboy centerfold but she’d rather be on a tractor, covered with dirt and grit. Right. With the sun parching her skin, liftin’ hundred pound bags of seed, gettin’ old before her time. Sure. (they don’t put that last part in the lyric; I’m just sayin’)