Fastest Girl In Town-Miranda Lambert (RCA)

Well, the on-record personae can’t get any worse than was demonstrated in “Gunpowder and Lead”, where she was waiting in the dark to shotgun the guy when he got home from cheatin’, but here she is with another trashy girl narrative. In this one she’s promoting drunken driving and dangerous drunken driving at that…she wants the ’65 muscle car they’re in to be floored. Oh, and she wants to get naked and have him drive around town. Okey dokey, there’s a role model for our daughters as civilization continues to devolve. I doubt it’ll be anything less than Top 10.