Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye-Luke Bryan (Capitol)

The story in this lyric is: the only thing we do right is screw so let’s try that one more time and see if it helps this troubled relationship get better. Ah….no, that won’t work and if a guy gives this pitch in real life she’d either throw a vase at him or just roll her eyes. Either way, she’s walking out the door. Makes for a pretty good song, though.